Striped Socks Are Awesome

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence. And absence to value presence.

For some reason, I've found it entertaining to watch Toddlers & Tiaras. It's the scariest show I've ever seen. The things those mothers put those little girls and even BABIES through is absurd!!! Former Mrs. Oklahoma was on there and she even said that she'd never put her daughter in a pageant. Yet still, I continue to watch.

I should really be doing my annotated bib that's due, um, tomorrow. Easily distracted + low motivation = procrastination. This equation defines me right now.

I need some inspiration...