The World Didn't End...But It Fell Apart A Little

So. We're all still here. In one piece. Big shock. My day, however, was less than ideal. Lemme break it down for ya. It's exciting stuff, you'll see.

-3a.m. (Because I slept all day and couldn't get to sleep) I'm playing around on my phone, trying to get sleepy. Getting pounded in Scramble With Friends (for the 400th time) by this chick who claims to be my best friend. All of a sudden, I have no service. Weird. "Here come the zombies," I thought. Whatever. Ain't nobody got time for that. I go to sleep.
-9a.m. Wake up, shower, breakfast (yea, I had time for breakfast at home. what.), etc.
-10:04a.m. Leave for work.
-10:59a.m. Get to work. Because traffic sucked. that. bad.
-11:00a.m. Realize I forgot my work shirt.
-11:01a.m. And nametage.
-11:02a.m. But I did remember my ear muffs. Which, uh, hashtag winning.

I didn't really keep track of the time the rest of the day, but basically....

Both ends of my cookie bag at Subway were open (Don't you worry. Those cookies made it. 30 second rule, right? It's longer for cookies.)
I gave someone $50 too much change (No, they didn't come back. Merry fackin' Christmas)
I was almost positive I broke my phone
I forgot to make an important work related phone call
Then, when I got home, 30 miles away from work, 9:30 at night, I find the work keys in my pocket (which we're supposed to turn in every night)
So now I have to be there at 8 tomorrow morning
I basically failed at my job. all. day.

What's the point of this post? Well, I have a job (which is more than many can say), I'm $15 richer (believe me that's a whole lot for me right now), my phone, in fact, is not broken (turns out if you hold the power button too long when turning it back on after it dies, it just goes right back off), got me some delicious Christmas pretzels from a sweet co-worker, and I have a nice, warm bed to curl up in.

You might have tried, Myans, but I win.

Holler.